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California, the department store state.
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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
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It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand...
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Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like...
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Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind...
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False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with...
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I can’t say I was ever lost, but I was bewildered once for three...
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We haven’t got the power to destroy the planet — or to save it....