Quote #32449
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with...
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Outings are so much more fun when we can savor them through the children’s...
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Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage...
Quote #23537
It’s easy to cry ‘bug’ when the truth is that you’ve got a complex...
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I feel like a million tonight — but one at a time.
Quote #4528
A snake lurks in the grass.
Quote #4645
The people that once bestowed commands, consulships, legions, and all else, now concerns itself...
Quote #34876
In mathematics you don’t understand things. You just get used to them.
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In order to become the master the politician poses as the servant.
Quote #10446
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...