Quote #21734
Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
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When bad men combine, the good must associate else they will fall one by...
Quote #4611
It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #22222
URLs are the 800 numbers of the 1990′s.
Quote #19695
He is ill clothed, who is bare of virtue.
Quote #23227
It is part of the American character to consider nothing as desperate – to...
Quote #8255
He who has never hoped can never despair.
Quote #33801
Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
Quote #2673
The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the...