Quote #32771
If only we’d stop trying to be happy we’d have a pretty good time.
Quote #34793
No man’s life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
Quote #27790
Excellence means when a man or woman asks of himself more than others do.
Quote #9145
Little by little, one travels far.
Quote #19950
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
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The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
Quote #28798
I am who I am, You are who you are, So, be who you...
Quote #29866
I cannot join the space program and restart my life as an astronaut, but...
Quote #1173
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #26728
Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.