Quote #793
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Quote #20884
When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #6667
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
Quote #25129
Think on this doctrine,–that reasoning beings were created for one another’s sake that to...
Quote #18386
Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.
Quote #15538
The way by which you may get money almost without exception leads downward.
Quote #31561
A resurrection waits in the future of all people, whether saved or lost, kingdom...
Quote #8536
When spider webs unite, they can tie up a lion.
Quote #10789
Are these perilous times? They are. But we can have peace in our hearts...