Quote #1332
Gluttony is not a secret vice.
Quote #26986
If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.
Quote #194
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Quote #30564
Beauty is excrescence, superabundance, random ebulience, and sheer delightful waste to be enjoyed in...
Quote #27532
I never vote for anyone I always vote against.
Quote #3339
During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we...
Quote #15476
Malice sucks up the greater part of her own venom, and poisons herself.
Quote #2370
George Washington as a boy was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth –...
Quote #20259
Man’s most valuable trait Is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
Quote #14239
The really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a...