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To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.
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I believe in the institution of marriage and I intend to keep trying until...
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Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you...
Quote #19089
Those who don’t know how to weep with their whole heart, don’t know how...
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The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even...
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #10956
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence, my friends call it.
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Merrill One time, I was at this party… and I was sitting on the...
Quote #7044
That action is best which procures the greatest happiness.