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Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing...
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I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
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Love, unrequited, robs me of my rest Love, hopeless love, my ardent soul encumbers...
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Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one...
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked...