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Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
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Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday…The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact...
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
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One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up...
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Hope is a waking dream.
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If you spend too much time warming up, you’ll miss the race. If you...
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Man is the artificer of his own happiness.
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The test of a first-fate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
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Men are what their mothers made them.