Quote #1319
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #16562
Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...
Quote #31081
The younger brother hath the more wit.
Quote #10436
The more you know, the less you need to show.
Quote #25104
Hear the other side.
Quote #58
The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
Quote #6832
He who praises you for what you lack wishes to take from you what...
Quote #4436
To enjoy the things we ought and to hate the things we ought has...
Quote #15496
Lulled in the countless chambers of the brain, our thoughts are linked by many...
Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.