Quote #3225
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Quote #13314
How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #33872
I love those who yearn for the impossible.
Quote #25929
Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for...
Quote #2120
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
Quote #22476
If you want to make beautiful music, you must play the black and the...
Quote #14453
Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good...
Quote #32169
I was baptized with the Holy Spirit when I took Him by simple faith...
Quote #12668
Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.