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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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Authentic Christianity never destroys what is good. It makes it grow, transfigures it, and...
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A politician is an arse upon which everybody has sat except a man
Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Quote #17026
Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.
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Nothing worse could happen to one than to be completely understood.
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The man who listens to Reason is lost reason enslaves all whose minds are...
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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
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I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It...
Quote #15328
Fraud is the ready minister of injustice.