Quote #30957
The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.
Quote #13144
God is not in need of anything, but all things are in need of...
Quote #2749
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first...
Quote #26976
Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog fewer when pursued by...
Quote #1096
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Quote #7584
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can...
Quote #28562
The Universe may be as great as they say. But it wouldn’t be missed...
Quote #18608
The desire for success lubricates secret prostitutions in the soul.
Quote #28238
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Quote #27705
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.