Quote #31921
When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it...
Quote #27000
I’ll play it first and tell you what it is later.
Quote #24590
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
Quote #5199
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper.
Quote #32592
But it’s hard to be hip over thirty When everyone else is nineteen, When...
Quote #19682
Would you live with ease, do what you ought, and not what you please.
Quote #9893
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Quote #1810
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil...
Quote #34082
Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
Quote #7478
There is a measure in everything. There are fixed limits beyond which and short...