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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found...
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He is as mad as a March hare.
Quote #19675
To err is human, to repent divine, to persist devilish.
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
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Doubt is not a pleasant condition but certainty is an absurd one.
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that...
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Don’t wait to be happy to laugh… You may die and never have laughed
Quote #11271
Advice is least heeded when most needed.
Quote #32861
The only thing I am afraid of is fear.