Quote #32987
Always love your enemies–nothing annoys them so much.
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If you’re a cowboy, and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet...
Quote #1864
Health food makes me sick.
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If ignorance paid dividends, most Americans could make a fortune out of what they...
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At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to...
Quote #20370
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else...
Quote #22351
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history...
Quote #20212
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we...
Quote #23700
Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.
Quote #29208
To be upset over what you don’t have is to waste what you do...