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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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I have always believed that all things depended upon Fortune, and nothing upon ourselves.
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Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak Courage is also what...
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Americans are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we...
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It’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s the counting.
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An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one...
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Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do it enough to impress themselves,...
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If you’re hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come...
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Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not reasoned...
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Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.