Quote #3140
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they...
Quote #34467
A Haiku is just like a normal American poem except that it doesn’t rhyme...
Quote #17657
Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.
Quote #12161
Some people are so fond of ill-luck that they run half- way to meet...
Quote #26533
Indecision regarding the choice among pleasures temporarily robs a man of inner peace. After...
Quote #3779
The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #29307
Days change so many things — yes, hours — we see so differently in...
Quote #32290
Many people chase after success. Others pursue money. But I think the happiest people...