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If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to...
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Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the better looking will out...
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The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
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Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend’s success without envy.
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Love will enter cloaked in friendship’s name.
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When you’re away, I’m restless, lonely, wretched, bored, dejected only here’s the rub, my...
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted...
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Reality isn’t the way you wish things to be, nor the way they appear...
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The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for...