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The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this...
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
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Men will not believe because they will not broaden their minds
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He who ashamed of his poverty would be equally proud of his wealth.
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Every man plays the fool once in his lif marry is playing the fool...
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A good marriage winds up as a meeting of minds, which had better be...
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Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
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A grain of gold will gild a great surface, but not so much as...
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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one ‘O...
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Necessity is the mother of taking chances.