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Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if...
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
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Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing...
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I rely on my personality for birth control.
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I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is...
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Anyone who has begun to think places some portion of the world in jeopardy.
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Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal...
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Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
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Begin — to begin is half the work, let half still remain; again begin...
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Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends...