Quote #29912
My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
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The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
Quote #22907
Every exaggeration of the truth once detected by others destroys our credibility and makes...
Quote #16966
Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted...
Quote #27705
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
Quote #27002
My future starts when I wake up every morning… Every day I find something...
Quote #27743
No culture can live, if it attempts to be exclusive.
Quote #32370
Many a man thinks he has an open mind, when it’s merely vacant.
Quote #13411
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good...