Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #476
The cry of equality pulls everyone down.
Quote #30278
The Great Spirit, when He made earth, never intended that it should be made...
Quote #5723
If every day is an awakening, you will never grow old. You will just...
Quote #20105
To get to heaven we must take it with us.
Quote #12601
Take care of the fans and they will sure as hell take care of...
Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #7172
The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not...
Quote #28591
A friend drops their plans when you’re in trouble, shares joy in your accomplishments,...
Quote #17627
The first condition of immortality is death.