Quote #1049
Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up...
Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Quote #280
There are no exceptions to the rule that everybody likes to be an exception...
Quote #18061
Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant.
Quote #10496
A democracy is two wolves and a small lamb voting on what to have...
Quote #24405
The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you...
Quote #6761
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Quote #3225
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Quote #10046
As long as we focus on the outside, there will always be that empty,...
Quote #8618
A person usually has two reasons for doing something: a good reason and the...