Quote #2282
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
Quote #32505
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #22977
In the dark colony of night, when I consider man’s magnificent capacity for malice,...
Quote #30502
Hell’s afloat in lover’s tears.
Quote #95
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Quote #20466
I have lived some thirty-odd years on this planet, and I have yet to...
Quote #20199
Works of art, in my opinion, are the only objects in the material universe...
Quote #31863
Evil is obvious only in retrospect.
Quote #3626
It is not fair to ask of others what you are unwilling to do...