Quote #359
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Quote #1788
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
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The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
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The discipline of the writer is to learn to be still and listen to...
Quote #14018
Only learn to seize good fortune, for good fortune is always here.
Quote #31632
Isn’t it surprising how many things, if not said immediately, seem not worth saying...
Quote #1435
We begin to see that the completion of an important project has every right...
Quote #3860
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit...
Quote #1963
Advertising is legalized lying.
Quote #25282
There’s a sucker born every minute.