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Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball.
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It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I...
Quote #34272
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Quote #18011
Circumstance does not make me, it reveals me.
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Some men just aren’t cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before...
Quote #19198
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
Quote #18278
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
Quote #8818
To love another person is to see the face of God.
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t...
Quote #5163
My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...