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Don’t be afraid to fail. Don’t waste energy trying to cover up failure. Learn...
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I do borrow from other writers, shamelessly I can only say in my defense,...
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They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.
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Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the...
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Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...