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The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
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Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
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There are two sides to every question.
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In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.
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Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.