Quote #32624
All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
Quote #12889
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...
Quote #9264
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #183
I could prove God statistically.
Quote #11572
To see a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a...
Quote #24716
There is a courage of happiness as well as a courage of sorrow.
Quote #16343
He who feels no compassion will become insane.
Quote #30487
My main mistake was to have made an ancient people advance by forced marches...
Quote #33920
One never goes so far as when one doesn’t know where one is going.