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I never add up. I only subtract from the total dying… . . ....
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You may use different sorts of sentences and illustrations before different sorts of audiences,...
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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A man is wise with the wisdom of his time only, and ignorant with...
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Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
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The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of...
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Anger is a bad counselor.
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When you play, play hard when you work, don’t play at all.
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The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the...
Quote #1896
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...