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Consider that this day ne’er dawns again.
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Talent is like a faucet while it is open, you have to write. Inspiration...
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Vegetarianism is harmless enough, although it is apt to fill a man with wind...
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You are right on target when you say that mad scientists have a total...
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To ask for advice is in nine cases out of ten to ask for...
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A fool’s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry....
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There are only two ways of telling the complete truth–anonymously and posthumously.
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Life is a dead-end street.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...