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It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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Today I live in the quiet, joyous expectation of good.
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Nothing will come of nothing.
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And in the end it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s...
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My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...
Quote #10175
True life is lived when tiny changes occur.
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The passing of an ordinary man is sad. The passing of a great man...
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Only a weak mind seeks ultimate answers.
Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...