Quote #11967
Winter is come and gone, But grief returns with the revolving year.
Quote #11555
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #16535
University President Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment...
Quote #2465
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the...
Quote #2710
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Quote #32753
Mighty are the winds of time, which sweep away the despair of a broken...
Quote #27678
An old man loved is winter with flowers.
Quote #10141
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #31086
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his...