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If thou live according to nature, thou wilt never be poor if according to...
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Parents like the idea of kids, they just don’t like their kids.
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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest...
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Love grants in a moment what toil can hardly achieve in an age.
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One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.
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Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.