Quote #27012
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
Quote #29170
Life is not a matter of milestones, but of moments.
Quote #12473
The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.
Quote #7964
I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.
Quote #14204
Discipline must come through liberty. . . . We do not consider an individual...
Quote #21227
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
Quote #3559
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had...
Quote #18212
Truth never dies, but lives a wretched life.
Quote #25398
To find fulfillment…don’t exist with life – embrace it.
Quote #23964
If thou shouldst never see my face again,Pray for my soul. More things are...