Quote #31191
If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind,...
Quote #26175
Conquer thyself, till thou has done this, thou art but a slave for it...
Quote #16934
We are born believing. A man bears beliefs, as a tree bears beauty.
Quote #29116
An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.
Quote #10906
Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
Quote #5044
She said she usually cried at least once each day not because she was...
Quote #23745
To please everybody is impossible were I to undertake it, I should probably please...
Quote #1993
What we call progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #21856
It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely...
Quote #360
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.