Quote #934
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #5348
Three people can keep a secret so long as two of them are dead.
Quote #34139
Winning is important to me, but what brings me real joy is the experience...
Quote #24903
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Quote #15256
Humor – the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.
Quote #16087
Folks who never do any more than they are paid for, never get paid...
Quote #24983
Never answer a hypothetical question.
Quote #25869
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone
Quote #14302
Chastity is a monkish and evangelical superstition, a greater foe to natural temperance even...
Quote #4123
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.