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Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch...
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Wives in their husbands’ absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the...
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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to the...
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The most potent muse of all is our own inner child.
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Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
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Our minds are like our stomachs; they are whetted by the change of their...
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Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling...
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my...