Quote #32114
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in...
Quote #27822
He’s no failure. He’s not dead yet.
Quote #13087
The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
Quote #19601
Carl Spackler IT’S IN THE HOLE.
Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
Quote #31872
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
Quote #12486
Common sense is as rare as genius.
Quote #6565
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Quote #32050
Charity begins at home.
Quote #4697
First keep the peace within yourself, then you can also bring peace to others.