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Without going out-of-doors, one can know all he needs to know. Without even looking...
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The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of...
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My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I...
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Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear… a...
Quote #31974
Friendship based solely upon gratitude is like a photograph with time it fades.
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For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Quote #32599
To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.
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The two most beautiful words in the English language are “check enclosed.’
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The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
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Wear the old coat and buy the new book.