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America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
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By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
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Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough...
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Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions,...
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Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best...
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We have to fight them daily, like fleas, those many small worries about the...
Quote #33705
I’m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell...
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To wear your heart on your sleeve isn’t a very good plan you should...
Quote #14262
Confidence contributes more to conversation than wit.
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Why is it that, as we grow older, we are so relunctant to change...