Quote #22910
If we keep doing what we’re doing, we’re going to keep getting what we’re...
Quote #11882
The human language is like a cracked kettle on which we beat out a...
Quote #29507
Where all is but dream, reasoning and arguments are of no use, truth and...
Quote #3044
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Quote #29557
If you ain’t never pick up the sword, you ain’t never have to worry...
Quote #3272
George Bush taking credit for the Berlin Wall coming down is like the rooster...
Quote #3850
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #1790
No good deed goes unpunished.
Quote #25146
One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
Quote #19476
Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don’t take it seriously,...