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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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“Oh,” replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, “he told me to come and...
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All is not gold that glitters.
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As civil rulers, not having their duty to the people duly before them, may...
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The web eliminates all hiding places.
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I think contraception is disgusting – people using each other for pleasure.
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What used to be called liberal is now called radical, what used to be...
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It is only when the rich are sick that they fully feel the impotence...
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Do all the good you can, By all the means you can, In all...
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My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or...