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Those who do not do politics will be done in by politics.
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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The greater the difficulty, the more the glory in surmounting it.
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It is easier to believe a lie that one has heard a thousand times...
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Never let the sense of past failure defeat your next step.
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Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
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The men who come on the stage at one period are all found to...
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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with...
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There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere, and we are all apt to...