Quote #33378
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
Quote #25843
Marriage is the wastepaper basket of the emotions.
Quote #30815
He that is of a merry heart hasth a continual feast.
Quote #9409
Most of our imports come from other countries.
Quote #15492
England and America are two countries separated by a common language.
Quote #3431
The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness...
Quote #34082
Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
Quote #15812
I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
Quote #24903
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Quote #24848
Gratitude, like love, is never a dependable international emotion.