Quote #26928
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Quote #8711
The Sufis advise us to speak only after our words have managed to pass...
Quote #16540
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #6131
Genealogy is based on the obviously silly idea that there is no such thing...
Quote #28421
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Quote #12321
In a free society no one can win all the time. No one can...
Quote #4530
Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to Love.
Quote #7271
The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Quote #15450
Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still...