Quote #11337
Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.
Quote #32786
Don’t reserve your best behavior for special occasions. You can’t have two sets of...
Quote #18514
But I am sure that I have always thought of Christmas time, when it...
Quote #28902
Wounded vanity knows when it is mortally hurt and limps off the field, piteous,...
Quote #1549
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Quote #2186
I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you...
Quote #5499
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
Quote #32533
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that...
Quote #5694
All that is human must retrograde if it does not advance.
Quote #34505
Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...