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In this country England it is well to kill from time to time an...
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Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for...
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I never came upon any of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking.
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“Know thyself,” said the old philosopher, “improve thyself,” saith the new. Our great object...
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It is easier to judge a person’s mental capacity by his questions than by...
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By means of shrewd lies, unremittingly repeated, it is possible to make people believe...
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Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as...