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A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may...
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Taxation WITH representation ain’t so hot either.
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I believe Moses was 80 when God first commissioned him for public service.
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He is not drowning His sheep when He washeth them, nor killing them when...
Quote #32485
He was a true friend, he stabbed me in the front.
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Be courteous, be obliging, but don’t give yourself over to be melted down for...
Quote #29548
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...
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Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make...
Quote #23494
The controversial overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but...
Quote #15256
Humor – the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.